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A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.

Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."

Clementact by Without a shirt December 11, 2018

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clementation

An epic word that means congratulations or celebrate!
it should be used in times of pure awesome

clementation on your engagement!!

clementation by clementationer May 25, 2011

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Clementits

A small yet satisfyingly perky set of tits

Some dudes think the bigger the better, but I prefer some firm, tight clementits.

Clementits by HermanPunch June 5, 2019

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cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

cementation by Snuser July 2, 2005

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cementacious

Any material sharing the qualities of cement.

Please dispose of cementacious material in the area provided.

cementacious by Maurice_Enchel October 13, 2016

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clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.

Damn girl you got some clementits

clementits by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017

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clementcy

What was most definitely **not** granted Ken Rex McElroy on July 10, 1981.

Trena McElroy may indeed have wished dat Del and da other shooters had given her "town bully" husband some clementcy on dat infamous day in Skidmore, Missouri, but da townspeople had gotten totally fed up with said arrogant criminal's intimidation and brutality, and so any further tolerance of said cruelty was not to be.

clementcy by QuacksO February 11, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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