cleman

A mixture of seman and a woman's menstrual period.

My girlfriend and I made cleman.

by Monkeysex June 1, 2009

Cleman

a cleman is an incredibly loose vagina or clitoris that has not been washed in at least a month. it is not so much used to describe the texture of the minge, but as to describe the rancid smell that it gives off after excessive masterbation.not that much different from the smell of a rotting fish.

"i know your tired, but i still want to have a bang on your cleman before i go to work."

by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

cleman

the new slang word for a homosexual

dude ur sucha cleman, oh my god that guy is sucha cleman hes got a pink hat; only clemans shop at banana republic

by blklblsk8er April 25, 2006

Cleman

-noun/adjective; a derogatory term referring to individuals deemed strange by society. Cleman is general and applies to all forms of people with qualities seen as weird such as goth, emo, ect.

"God damn, Cameron is the biggest fucking cleman."
"I hate how that cleman wears a tail."
"Look at that mingling group of raging clemen."

by Nicky "Pubes" Jimmy December 4, 2013

cleandirty

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.

She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.

by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!

Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!

by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010

Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

by new guy 101 April 20, 2020