Clearmydia

When you start a new relationship with someone and they ask if they can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and probably the next 2 consecutive months) this infection will appear on your bank statements. This infection is very similar to Klarnamydia (the Klarna version of this infection) normally clears up on its own after a few months.
I just checked my bank statement and found out my new partner has given me Clearmydia !
by Scootass June 15, 2023
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Klarnamydia

When you sleep with a girl a few times, get into a relationship and she asks if she can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and usually 2 consecutive months after) it's pops up on your bank statement. This is a similar infection to Clearmydia the Clear-pay version that can be caught at the same time.
I just checked my bank statement and found out my new girlfriend has given me Klarnamydia !
by Scootass June 15, 2023
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