clearmadia

It’s when you get stuck in another playa’s punto while grabbing her buddy from the wrong end then have to go to the County Health Dept to get checked out while wearing work gloves.

Damn Holmes, yo bitch from the Bush gave me Clearmadia. I’m at the County Health gettin it checked out.

by Flash G November 7, 2022

Clermidia

When someone gets Clamidia and Herpes at the same time.

That guy over there got Clermidia from some skank down the street.

by Cranjis McBasketball July 26, 2017

Clearmydia

When you start a new relationship with someone and they ask if they can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and probably the next 2 consecutive months) this infection will appear on your bank statements. This infection is very similar to Klarnamydia (the Klarna version of this infection) normally clears up on its own after a few months.

I just checked my bank statement and found out my new partner has given me Clearmydia !

by Scootass June 15, 2023