clean shit 

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

clean shit by howard1976 June 5, 2014

Clean Shit 

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

Clean Shit by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

clean-shit 

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.

random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit

clean-shit by stricky September 8, 2007

the clean shit 

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

the clean shit by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

clean that shit 

Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.

bitch: lemme hit this shit

*vapor gathers inside water pipe*

faggot: yo clean that shit nigga

clean that shit by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

My shit is clean 

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

My shit is clean by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

Clean up my shit 

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

Clean up my shit by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016