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To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

clean shit by howard1976 June 5, 2014

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Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

Clean Shit by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

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clean-shit

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.

random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit

clean-shit by stricky September 8, 2007

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the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

the clean shit by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

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clean that shit

Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.

bitch: lemme hit this shit

*vapor gathers inside water pipe*

faggot: yo clean that shit nigga

clean that shit by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

My shit is clean by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

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Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

Clean up my shit by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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