Beanstalker's definitions

Making Al Gore angry

What you're doing when doing something environmentally bad.

Why are you driving to the NASCAR game with your friends who all own hummers while leaving on the TV on and leaving the fridge door open while plugging in every thing pluggable in your house? You are making Al Gore Angry.

by Beanstalker October 1, 2009

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.

It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.

by Beanstalker November 7, 2009

Alabama

Shittiest state ever. A state that's 49th in education and 2nd in obesity. Yes, it IS full of rednecks, and if anyone says otherwise then seriously? You can't see 5 cars without seeing an Alabama or Auburn sticker, a confederate flag, or an anti-Obama bumper sticker on it. The food is salted to death. Every fucking restaurant here has to have their own "secret" thing in it, and it's never as good as they say. A place where southern hospitality is a joke. A place where the people think that their accent is cute. Are you liberal? Then prepare to hear the same political arguments over and over from the same people. Most corrupted government in America. A place where the crowning achievements are its racism and retarded civilians. Atheists will be shunned no matter what. Intellectual discussion doesn't exist. There is actually a city here where the entire population comes from 4 gene pools. I'm not even kidding! Talk about ugly. The entire state is ugly. There are some people (about %60) here where when you look at them, you just have to say, "There was definitely some inbreeding with you." Hot and humid as hell. Highest insect population in America. There is always a "tornado" every week, but the meteorologists here obviously can't tell a thunderstorm apart from a tornado.

There's only one half-decent city here and that would be Huntsville. It's half-decent only because the city is only half-redneck, unlike the rest of Alabama. Even with that, everything above still applies.

Typical Alabama conversation: Hey Diddy, there's a junebug on your cornpone!

by Beanstalker December 3, 2010

Ohio State University

Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.

Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.

by Beanstalker March 27, 2011

Test Bite

What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.

Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.

by Beanstalker March 25, 2010

For here or to go?

An American's favorite question and toughest decision.

Customer: I'll have four McDoubles, six Big Macs, three Whoppers, two large orders of fries, four large orders of onion rings, five large Cokes, two ice creams, and two jumbo chilli dogs. I also have this coupon for buy three spicy chicken sandwiches get one free.

Cashier: For here or to go?

Customer: .... *tears up*

by Beanstalker December 16, 2010