Customer: I'll have four McDoubles, six Big Macs, three Whoppers, two large orders of fries, four large orders of onion rings, five large Cokes, two ice creams, and two jumbo chilli dogs. I also have this coupon for buy three spicy chicken sandwiches get one free.
Cashier: For here or to go?
Customer: .... *tears up*
Cashier: For here or to go?
Customer: .... *tears up*
by Beanstalker December 16, 2010
Get the For here or to go?mug. An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
by Beanstalker August 25, 2010
Get the Obvious conversationmug. What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.
Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.
by Beanstalker March 25, 2010
Get the Test Bitemug. Shittiest state ever. A state that's 49th in education and 2nd in obesity. Yes, it IS full of rednecks, and if anyone says otherwise then seriously? You can't see 5 cars without seeing an Alabama or Auburn sticker, a confederate flag, or an anti-Obama bumper sticker on it. The food is salted to death. Every fucking restaurant here has to have their own "secret" thing in it, and it's never as good as they say. A place where southern hospitality is a joke. A place where the people think that their accent is cute. Are you liberal? Then prepare to hear the same political arguments over and over from the same people. Most corrupted government in America. A place where the crowning achievements are its racism and retarded civilians. Atheists will be shunned no matter what. Intellectual discussion doesn't exist. There is actually a city here where the entire population comes from 4 gene pools. I'm not even kidding! Talk about ugly. The entire state is ugly. There are some people (about %60) here where when you look at them, you just have to say, "There was definitely some inbreeding with you." Hot and humid as hell. Highest insect population in America. There is always a "tornado" every week, but the meteorologists here obviously can't tell a thunderstorm apart from a tornado.
There's only one half-decent city here and that would be Huntsville. It's half-decent only because the city is only half-redneck, unlike the rest of Alabama. Even with that, everything above still applies.
There's only one half-decent city here and that would be Huntsville. It's half-decent only because the city is only half-redneck, unlike the rest of Alabama. Even with that, everything above still applies.
by Beanstalker December 03, 2010
Get the Alabamamug. Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
by Beanstalker March 27, 2011
Get the Ohio State Universitymug. A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.
B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.
B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks
B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks
by Beanstalker November 05, 2009
Get the Urban Dicksmug. John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.
Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.
Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.
by Beanstalker November 26, 2010
Get the My shit is cleanmug.