More than a religion, a philosophy of life, consisting in following the lifestyle and fundaments of prophet Claudia Labarca, author of the book on Claudism

I can't believe it's not a religion!

Claudism by Claudia LL January 3, 2005

Claudistische Nackenfotze

Wenn dein Arbeitgeber oder dein Kunde dich fragt, warum sie statt dir nicht einfach Claude nehmen.

"Mein Chef hat mir heute so eine claudistische Nackenfotze verpasst."
A: "Unser Kunde hat schon wieder gedroht uns mit Claude zu ersetzen."
B: "Tja, eine klassische claudistische Nackenfotze."

Claudistische Nackenfotze by kawaiiotta March 1, 2026

Claudieta

They're the greatest girls in the world and if you meet someday one named like this, you'll be the luckiest! Beautiful, smart and hot are not enough words to describe 'em. You'll only be able to know what life is if you look into their breathtaking and perfectly colored eyes. Don't be silly and never leave a Claudieta, you'd regret it forever.

You are my little and prety rat, Claudieta.
Claudieta will teach you how to dance like Dirty Dancing.

Claudieta by Adrieet January 25, 2020

Claudism

Is a term given to a person with a raging narcissistic personality that loves to control people in every aspect of life. They are typically loaners that have no friends because their opinions and way of life only matters in their mind. They have trouble communicating feelings and a strong sense of entitlement. Some of them are a devil in Disguise.

Examples Of Claudism

(1) You impose unrealistic demands on your family and friends

(2) You tend to feel sorry for yourself if things don’t work out the way you wanted

(3) You punish people passively or aggressively

(4) They think they deserve special treatment because of who they think they are

(5) They try to control every aspect of a relationship and tend to bring family into certain situations playing the victim

Claudism by Jdog4644 July 26, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026