Claudism

More than a religion, a philosophy of life, consisting in following the lifestyle and fundaments of prophet Claudia Labarca, author of the book on Claudism

I can't believe it's not a religion!

by Claudia LL January 3, 2005

Claudism

Is a term given to a person with a raging narcissistic personality that loves to control people in every aspect of life. They are typically loaners that have no friends because their opinions and way of life only matters in their mind. They have trouble communicating feelings and a strong sense of entitlement. Some of them are a devil in Disguise.

Examples Of Claudism

(1) You impose unrealistic demands on your family and friends

(2) You tend to feel sorry for yourself if things don’t work out the way you wanted

(3) You punish people passively or aggressively

(4) They think they deserve special treatment because of who they think they are

(5) They try to control every aspect of a relationship and tend to bring family into certain situations playing the victim

by Jdog4644 July 26, 2021

claudiamarie

that baddest bitch of them all

"oh, did you see claudiamarie confront those people?" "yeah she definitely exposed them."

by dumbbitch222 July 6, 2019

Cloudism

A new religion focusing on the existance of clouds as a living and breathing creature. The main filosophy in cloudism are gingers not having souls and clouds being the solemnly leaders of the world.

The religion started on the boards of "Religion & Spirituality" on Yahoo! Answers.

Tom: Hey Jim, see that cloud up there?

Jim: Yeah?

Tom: I'm a member of the Union of Cloudism, I believe in those as my leaders.

by Smelly bullcrap January 27, 2011

Claudist

Being racist to people called Claudia

Man 1, 'Omg i hate people called Claudia'
Man 2, 'Gosshhh your such a Claudist'

by Claudia Disliker August 21, 2007

Claudiamantragisk

When your too Claudia. How did it happen? No one knows. All we know is that you are Claudiamantragisk.
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It's a Norwegian word but English is so much better.

"I missed the bus! This is so Cludiamantragisk :-("
"My life has suddenly become Claudiamantragisk"

by Thepignextdoor May 3, 2019

Claudis

A Claudis is one of the dumbest creature that can be found walking on earth

Jk if you have a Claudis in your life still as a friend, you're probably struggling not to fall in love with her :)

She's dumb af, what a Claudis!

by Ernest Vedha November 23, 2021