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classy as fuck 

classy as fuck is a phrase to be used sarcastically to make fun of others who think they are classy, and refer to themselves as classy indviduals. getting shitfaced is a non-classy action, just because you are getting hammered off of your mothers wine, does not make you classy. One glass of wine at dinner, is somewhat classy.
I'm classy as fuck and im wasted off of this 5 liter boxed wine.

she was looking classy as fuck wearing that great shirt she got on sale from the charlotte russe shiny rack.

Classy as Fuck 

For a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. Most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. Requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. A good benchmark for determining whether you got Classy as Fuck the night, if you are still classy in the morning, your night was a success. When a Classy Lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a C.L.I.T. meaning Classy Lady In Training.

Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Sarah: Hey, wanna rage tonight?
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!

Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
Classy as Fuck by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010

I'm classy as fuck 

An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.
When you’re dressed in your finery with a alcoholic beverage in one hand, when you trip landing with your skirt over your head yet not a drop of your drink spilt. It is times like this as they contemplate the situation they are in and says out loud or in ones head....
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck
I'm classy as fuck by Laura432 November 9, 2008

Pulling a Classy as Fuck 

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
Pulling a Classy as Fuck by jomama217 September 28, 2011

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026