Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double PipeClassic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.
Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm
This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"
Wall E Classic: When fucking a girl missionary you push her knees down so they touch her stomach, then you fold her arms across each other over her chest. The position she will be in will resemble a cube similar to how Wall E compacts garbage into cubes on Earth.
Sean: I was having sex with Lillia last night and I got so into it I put her into a Wall EClassic!
Peter: That's nuts,
To drive through someones yard, usually not leaving any ruts in the yard, just leaveing matted down grass. Different from a Yard Job because deep ruts are not left in the yard itself.
We gave Sean a Classic Cut Through last night, man is he going to be pissed.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.