Claritza

Claritza's are the most phenomenal type of people you will ever meet. They are basically their own species becase they're superhuman. Claritza's have hips that don't lie and are immensely selfless, intelligent, courageous, and have asses that won't quit. You're a chosen one if you get to be a Claritza.

"How'd your date go, Billy?"
"Aw man, she was the bomb. She was a total Claritza."
"No way, I'm jealous. Rarely anyone ever meets a Claritza."

by Spencer Shillington October 6, 2013

Claritza

Claritza is a very sweet girl if you get to know her well she may seem mean at first glance but she’s such a sweetheart I promise you that and if you ever have her as a lover be greatful because she will give you the world if you let her trust me on that one:) and claritzas are short but don’t care and they are usually the shyest girls but once comfortable they will drive you insane but in a good way with love just be sure she’s comfortable with the things you do.

“ who’s that?”
“Oh that’s claritza! She’s very sweet”

by Claritza’s favorite ex. November 22, 2021

Claritafy

To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.

When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."

by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022

Clarita

The name Clarita is used to describe someone who is strong but when she's had enough she'll tear up she's the most loyal honest and sincere girl you'll meet she's very beautiful and athletic don't let a Clarita go.....

I love Clarita so much

by Gxffu December 22, 2016

Clariza

The most beautiful girl also stands for a Latin name she is very nice and she is a a bad ass that fights a lot but over all she is a good person if u don’t talk shit

Clariza is a name

by Clariza👌🏽👌🏽 December 29, 2017

Santa Clarita

Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!

Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.

by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021

Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021