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Clareitis 

Hating somebody to the point where they're speech alone, makes you "want to die".
"Everytimes he speak i just wanna punch him in the face"

that sounds like you have Clareitis to me"
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clarenisha 

A beautiful, strong, optimistic and intelligent woman. Very family oriented. She has a natural tendency to nurture those in need. Her motherly characteristics makes everyone want to be around her and she is usually the type of woman that anyone can open up to on a deep level. Everything about her makes her stand out. She would make the best friend anyone can ever have and the best wife.
I need a Clarenisha in my life.
clarenisha by Webster imperial August 10, 2017

Claretiano 

Someone who studies in Claret School. Mostly consist of affluent and personable students
basta mahal mo ang Claret, dude, Claretiano ka.
Claretiano by LoyalTrinity June 1, 2019

claritijizzy fo' shizzy 

this means to smack an asian gas station attendee
i was at the jiffy lube and clclaritijizzy fo' shizzy that mofo
Nickname for Burnley F.C . GREATEST TEAM EVAAAA we we we hate bastard rovers
STAN TERNANTs CLARET AND BLUE ARMY
Clarets by burnley December 8, 2003
name of a girl who is kinda a little extra, but deserves it because she is just rocking at life
wow, life’s going good huh, clariis?
clariis by dictionaryboii October 19, 2020
A drink made with gin, vermouth and Claritin. Gives you a nice buzz, and also helps clear up seasonal allergy symptoms.
I've been having a lousy day and my eyes are itching like crazy. Looks like it's time for a Claritini.
Claritini by Willis704 July 19, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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