CLARET

The birthchild of Clare
He who has no transport

His name was Claret, he was cooked like his birth mother.

claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

by jeremiah September 01, 2003

Christ, that bastards got himself nicked! Look at all the claret he's spillin!

by Rohan October 31, 2003

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

Nickname for Burnley F.C . GREATEST TEAM EVAAAA we we we hate bastard rovers

by burnley December 08, 2003

The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.

Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.

by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006