12 definitions by AndyTheROo

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheROo September 16, 2010

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheROo April 21, 2011

Dursley

A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.

My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.

by AndyTheROo May 21, 2011

Hug Sandwich

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.

Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!

by AndyTheROo December 4, 2010

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheROo April 21, 2011

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheROo April 23, 2011

Brilf

Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.

Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.

by AndyTheROo May 6, 2011