Bass Rape

The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.

Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.

My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape

by AndyTheRoo January 23, 2011

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011

Brilf

Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.

Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.

by AndyTheRoo May 31, 2011

Hug Sandwich

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.

Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!

by AndyTheRoo December 04, 2010

Dursley

A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.

My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.

by AndyTheRoo June 22, 2011

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011