Definitions by AndyTheROo

Drop a clanger 

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

Drop a clanger by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Dursley 

A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.

My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.

Dursley by AndyTheRoo June 22, 2011

Brilf 

Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.

Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.

Brilf by AndyTheRoo May 31, 2011

Tea Temper 

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

Tea Temper by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

Confirmed Sausage Fest by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Gruffalo Hunt 

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

Gruffalo Hunt by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Monster Set Of Mams 

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

Monster Set Of Mams by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011