Brilf

Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.

Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.

by AndyTheRoo May 06, 2011

Dursley

A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.

My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.

by AndyTheRoo May 21, 2011

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo April 21, 2011

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo April 21, 2011

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

by AndyTheRoo February 15, 2011

Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 12, 2011

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011