Cannoning

When a male inserts his fingers rectally whilst masturbating to assist in stimulation

Jonny went to shoot his cannon but couldnt get off without loading the cannon, i.e. cannoning

by tigerblood119 May 28, 2011

Nick Cannoning

When a person has too many kids at once.

Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

Castoning

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly

Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning

by Teo73 November 28, 2021

Canning Town

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.

'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native

by Beggie July 13, 2012

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008