clamydia 

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

clamydia 

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

clamydia 

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

clamydia by Anonymous April 3, 2003

clamydia beard 

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

clamydia beard by satunge October 22, 2008

Clemydians 

A group of annoying Clemson fans.

I'm watching the Clemson game at home to avoid the obnoxious Clemydians.

Clemydians by Sportyspice85 September 17, 2017

Claimydia 

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

Chlamydia 

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006