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clam diggers 

Baggy pants ending at the calf that give a feeling of the carribean islands. Usually came with rope belts to give it a nautical look. They were popular in the 1950s and 60s.
Like wow, your threads razz my berries! Girl, I like how you're sporting those cool clam diggers instead of everyone else with their lame poodle skirts, capris, and pedal pushers.
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Clam Diggers 

A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.
"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "
Clam Diggers by MKL100 July 2, 2017

Clam-diggers 

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire
Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.
Clam-diggers by Claire February 22, 2004

Nigger nigger clam digger 

A man-whore. Someone you catch plowing your wife.
You’ve got stink dick! Nigger nigger clam digger!

Mississippi Clam Digger 

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!

Shelby Clam-Digger 

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
Shelby Clam-Digger by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

clam digger 

A game, in which the object is to find parking...
Meatwad played clam digger all day, while master shake was stabbing him in the back of the neck with a fondue fork...
clam digger by Charvelsandimas September 20, 2007