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A total badass who takes no shit. Someone who has to go through life suffering from humanitiy's lack of intellegence, because theyre so much smarter than the average person. A genius, if you will.
Person 1: "man, look how cool Clason is with those killer shades."
Person 2: "Yeah and I heard he is at the top of his class too."
Person 1: "That's sick, I wish I could be like Clason."
Clason by JosephJoestarrr November 24, 2021
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Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
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Scott Cason 

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)
"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"
Scott Cason by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017

clamonia 

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.
You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.
clamonia by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
Cason is a boys name normally belonging to a unique individual. Its name meaning can be traced back to meaning "the end of women" which means in simple English "lady killer". Cason's are normally very popular, nice, athletic, funny, good looking and energetic. If you know a Cason chances are your friends with him. They are known for being a bit of a rebel always mucking around which makes it fun to be in the same class as one. Being a Cason means he will get all the beautiful girls. Cason is a truly awesome individual.
Girl: Who's that cute guy?
Girl2: That's Cason he's hot!
Girl: I know
Cason by UrbanKingston June 29, 2011
An amazing guy. He's funny, sweet, and down to earth. He's kinda short, but he has the best smile. He loves friends and family. He also loves dogs. When you meet Cason, you know that you're going to fall for him. He is known for his astounding wit and amazing skills in sports. He has a lot of boyish charm, which makes being around him that much more enjoyable. He is popular and all the girls love him. He sometimes likes girls that he thinks are out of his reach, but in reality, he is out of their reach.
Girl: I don't get it! I can't stop thinking about Cason. He's just so perfect!
Girl 2: I think you're in love with him
Cason by C loves123 November 11, 2013
A cwasont is another word for croissant but used in a way to ask.
cwasont by Oi blin November 30, 2017
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