Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

Cracker Smacker

The act of a black person beating up a white person.

Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.

by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.

todd mouzone the original cracker smacker

by bigdids March 20, 2013

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.

A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.

by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021

Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person

Alex is a cracker smacker.

by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022