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being a simp and siding with a girl who doesn't like you because you are a 2 and she is a 6 rather than your best mate
you took her side why are a Cjoblin
Cjoblin by guy falwks v2 March 11, 2022
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People who horde all Pokémon QR code’s to prevent others from using them!
Reggie: There was a Coblins on MutantMrHyde channel that took all the Pokémon QR Codes on today’s video!
Coblins by MutantMrHyde June 12, 2020
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A small or miniature cob web, usually found in trailers or RVs.
Kailey, that’s not a spider web, that’s a coblin!
Coblin by T-Dizzle May 21, 2020
One with a thin and long face, with a large nose.
Raja Rondo from the Boston Celtics may be considered a coblin to some people.

Or

A- Yo look at that chick over there... She's fine!!
B- Are you sure because she looks like a coblin to me.
Coblin by A- Fraud February 11, 2009
A fine fruit that can be found in Malaysia. It has a sweet taste and often causes unsuspecting tourist to excrete unsuspectingly. Also known as Fruit of evil and the fruit of expelling.
i haven't pooped in ages better eat a coblin...
Coblin by bleh November 27, 2003
Also known as: miRageR, CurSeD_MiRaGeR.

A rare and valued fruit found over Asia. It has a sweet taste and often causes unsuspecting tourists to have diarrhoea.
i haven't pooped in ages better eat a coblin...
coblin by coblin February 14, 2004
Coblin by simpking April 6, 2020
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