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The Italian word for combover/quiff. The wearer of this hairstyle is most likely an Italian kid who has 37 hair creams for his ciuffo. He also pronbaly works at a pizzeria where despite moving around a lot his ciuffo remains unscathed.
Alessandro: Minchia, it took me 20 minutes to fix my ciuffo. I
Ciuffo by Ciuffo May 25, 2017
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To reach startling heights of failure
Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.
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chuffocate 

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).
If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.
chuffocate by ALGO March 27, 2012
Someone who is considered tha Daddy of all Daddies
I didn't plan on going home with anyone after the bar but he was such a Ciufo i couldn't resist
Ciufo by TheHoodsLastHope August 17, 2020
The act of removing or altering serial numbers on products and then selling them.
I thought I'd got some sweet new mountain bike forks but they'd been cuffo-ed.
Cuffo by John Bundoora March 7, 2009
An amazing family name, full of funny and kind people. They live all over the U.S.A. they have beautiful eyes and kind faces.
yep, those are definetly Ciffone's

chuffocating 

When your feeling chuffocated it means when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not
AYO I HOPE YOU GET CHUFFOCATED (chuffocated/chuffocating: when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not)
chuffocating by bigbussy3000 June 4, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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