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To reach startling heights of failure
Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.
Ciuffo by Miiiiiiiic Asssssmaaaaaan October 19, 2007
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chuffocate 

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).
If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.
chuffocate by ALGO March 27, 2012
Someone who is considered tha Daddy of all Daddies
I didn't plan on going home with anyone after the bar but he was such a Ciufo i couldn't resist
Ciufo by TheHoodsLastHope August 17, 2020
The act of removing or altering serial numbers on products and then selling them.
I thought I'd got some sweet new mountain bike forks but they'd been cuffo-ed.
Cuffo by John Bundoora March 7, 2009
An amazing family name, full of funny and kind people. They live all over the U.S.A. they have beautiful eyes and kind faces.
yep, those are definetly Ciffone's

chuffocating 

When your feeling chuffocated it means when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not
AYO I HOPE YOU GET CHUFFOCATED (chuffocated/chuffocating: when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not)
chuffocating by bigbussy3000 June 4, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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