1 definition by Miiiiiiiic Asssssmaaaaaan

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To reach startling heights of failure
Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.
by Miiiiiiiic Asssssmaaaaaan October 03, 2007
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