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An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".

Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"

"I do not understand that reference."

"Hey, ass-butt."

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
Castiel by Ass-butt June 16, 2010

Cities: Skylines 

A game that's better than SimCity 2013 (without the disasters, unfortunately).
Fran: "Yo, the new SimCity game was so fucked up."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."

castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory
My religion is Castielism.
castielism by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015
An angel from the hit show Supernatural on CW TV. He is mostly seen with Sam and Dean, the two main characters in the show. You can tell who he is by his tan trench coat and blue tie.

His name is almost always spelled "Cas" by the fandom and "Cass" by the writers.

Mostly, he is shipped with Dean to form the ship Destiel (which should totally be canon , by the way.) Sometimes, he is also shipped with Meg, a demon, or Sam, Dean's brother.
Fan 1: Awwww, Castiel is such a cutie. He needs to be protected at all costs.

Fan 2: Trueee. Dean will protect him though.

Fan 1: Well, Cas was the one who raised him from perdition, so you could argue that Cas should protect Dean. (*cough cough* from other women because destiel need to be canon obviously)
Fan 2: Ohohohohoho, was that subtext
Castiel by cryingphan January 20, 2017
a term Trans people usually use to jokingly call cisgender people. It mimics the insult cis people will use against trans women, "sissy."
Ugh, the cissies are at it once again.
Cissie by kingfag July 19, 2020
Castiel is the angel of Thursday, also known as the angel who fell in love with humanity. Castiel is featured on the popular show Supernatural, and played by the actor Misha Collins.
"My name is Castiel, and I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
Castiel by Snazzy_Frog August 29, 2018