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to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything
Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.
simcity by dannyflorida March 11, 2013
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To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.
"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"
simcity by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

SimCity 4 

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.
Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
SimCity 4 by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

Simcity DRM 

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)
Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!
Simcity DRM by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

SimCity 3000™: Unlimited 

The one SimCity game that will never work on windows 10+ no matter what.
Man, SimCity 3000™: Unlimited Is so great, I just wish it worked on my windows 10 PC.

Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.
"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."
Playing Simcity by Susie Sue December 24, 2025

Sim City 

A build your empire type game where you are the mayor of a city, and slowly build it up from nothing to a busseling metropolis. There are 4 games in the sim city series, the latest being Sim City 4.
I wish my city was as cool as my Sim City.
Sim City by Okram November 4, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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