I met this girl that has lung mouth cancer. she has a stoma cut in her throat. so i stuck my penis in it. Much better than anal sex! Cinncinnati bowtie... best orgasm EVER!
Inversed "tittie-fucking." The name is derived from the position of the scrotum during the execution of this position. Also known as the "Croatian Mercenary." Also known as "Croat Scrot."
The Cinncinatti Bowtie is Tittie fucking backwards. The Male partner's anus is positoned over the female partners nose and mouth.
Dude, things got a little crazy last night. Me and Denise decided to experiment, I started to tittie fuck her backwards. After about 5 minutes of pleasuring her this way, she screamed to the top of her lungs, "This is the best Cincinnati Bowtie of my life!!"
When a man cleveland steamers just above a woman's breasts (takes a giant poop) and then proceeds to sit down on the dump and spread it out with his buttcheeks...resulting in a bow-tie shaped poop stain on the woman. Make sure to have clorox wipes available immediately after the smear to clean your ass with. More than likely you won't have those wipes with you because if you are sick enough to do this, you don't worry about cleanliness
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.