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Cimsoc or known as Pere as big wee wee and is a cool dude he is freinds with allah and has seen god
Cimsoc is fucking rad
Cimsoc by Cimsoc May 31, 2018
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A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008
sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.
"mum found the cumsock"
cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005
A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed
cumsock by Joe Resse February 6, 2003

schrodingers cumsock 

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

National Cumsockgogy Day 

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max
Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!
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