Cisoc

Most common misspelling of Cisco
(also see: ciscoc.is)

"hmm, i want ot go to a cisco site"
*types Cisoc.cis/Ciscoc.is*

by deathslayer4 October 20, 2004

ciociolaing

Giving up on a sports team after 0.3% of a season has been completed.

"Did you see that the Phillies lost opening day?"

"Yeah. You can give up on them this year. They have no shot. I bet they finish 33rd overall in the MLB."

"Dude, stop Ciociolaing. There are 161 more games left!"

"That's booty son! They ain't going nowhere"

by Thats cheeks April 5, 2013

San Cisco

Awesome Australian band.

Who wouldn't love San Cisco? Their song Awkward is just amazing.

by triple me May 17, 2012

ciroc

vodka brand prepared in FRANCE ,made from grapes,five times distilled. the brand is promoted by renown artist P DIDDY ;)

jim- u looking screwed man.
jones-yeah mah i had that CIROC wid lime last nite

by ADYAKA January 2, 2010

The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by JohnC1234 May 16, 2014

Cisco Wine

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.

Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.

by david magnolia June 29, 2010

ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".

Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!

by Spoofnet March 28, 2008