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One of the most common questions that cross men's minds while meeting a hot girl - or a hot anything, according to the subject's sex tastes.

While the complete sentence is well known (can I fuck you?) but can't be used in all occasions, this shortened version, pronounced see-foo, might actually help many hesitant subjects to finally get to the point.
Dude jogging at the park to the girl in shorts running in front of him: "Oh, so you're new here?"

While the bubble on his head spells "And so, cifu?
Cifu by wispowaspo February 6, 2010
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cifuts means- can I fuck you to sleep
Hey can I fuck you to sleep babe?

Hey cifuts

By rinlove Thursday Oct 1
cifuts by Rinlove October 1, 2020
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Cifuentes 

Cifuentes means you have a 9 inch banger, have many cool friends, is really tall and overall is sexy. Once you look at him, you will immediately want to give him head as he is like a hero or maybe even Ghandi. Do not underestimate someone who has this name and become friends with him.
Person A: Up in the Sky! It's a Bird... It's a Plane... Its.....
Person B: Cifuentes!
Cifuentes by BigDog11101 October 13, 2021

Edward Cifuentes Morales 

A short popular guy, he can make anyone fall in love with his personality. He’s so handsome and interesting. The most respectful person you’ll ever meet, your one lucky person if your in his life.
Wow look it’s Edward Cifuentes Morales he has the most perfect smile ever.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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