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Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Cobleskill 

A small retirement town, that also includes a SUNY college. Major emphasis is placed on cows, and cow dung, or feces, and its current applications. This rural town is often referred to as the "Black Hole of NY" or "Dark Gapping Anus of NY." Upon entering the outskirts, and making the "Decent of Despair" down the Central Bridge hill, you will fall under the valley's spell of infinite sadness, and dark depressing ways.
I came down the decent of despair, the clouds rolled in, and I knew I was miserable. Welcome to Cobleskill.
Cobleskill by ReDevil April 7, 2011
A cult or religion made by a group of school children in which they worship Satan, Kate Freedman and Billy the seagull they also have a sacred book with rules to follow
I joined the Cible yesterday
cible by Cible-OG November 4, 2019

making cables 

Defecating. So named for the evocative image of extruding black cords.
Darling, why are you taking so long in there? Are you making cables?
making cables by xltstr December 28, 2007

SUNY Cobleskill 

Somehow, some way, a middle of bum-fuck nowhere agriculture college right next to a heavily trafficked highway. Located about 40 minutes west of Albany, here you can find anything besides attractive girls and good parties. And if you do get lucky and find a cute one, be careful cause she is most likely a crazy crackhead horsegirl. This college known for its unnatural coldness, shitty sports teams, it’s 30% graduation rate, and the smell of cow shit all year round that somehow gets worse during the winter months.
I attended SUNY Cobleskill a few years back and I swear and can still smell the cow shit in my sleep.
SUNY Cobleskill by i_dont_know_ December 14, 2018

Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
Monster cables by Texas Dex June 13, 2008