Somehow, some way, a middle of bum-fuck nowhere agriculture college right next to a heavily
trafficked highway. Located about 40 minutes west of Albany, here you can find anything besides
attractive girls and good parties. And if you do get lucky and find a cute one, be careful cause she is most likely a crazy crackhead horsegirl. This college known for its unnatural coldness, shitty sports teams, it’s 30%
graduation rate, and the smell of cow shit all year round that somehow gets worse during the winter months.