A human female that has eaten more then everyone else. These fat whales are often as powerful as Godzilla and physically about the same size (abnormal chifte's have been known to surpass that particular size, but they are generally referred to as "Majin-Chifte" or "Super-Saiyen-Chifte). People who are not familiar with these whales due to the lack of education and isolated location refer to them as "Women who want to eat your children"

1) We need to put speed bumps on the meat buffet, otherwise that chifte is gona eat all our food....maybe even our customers.....and my cat.....

2) Oprah Winfrey has gained another 10kg, she is no longer a morbidly obese woman, she is now a chifte!

3) Another restaurant declared bankruptcy, they must of had a chifte customer

Chifte by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

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cheifton

A way to call someone "boss" or "cheif"
and also insult them with every rude and explicid comment that comes to mind.

A way to insult your boss infront of customers and get away with it

Boss: "did you ring him up...cuz youve been slacking!"

Person: "Sure did cheifton!"

cheifton by Joe December 7, 2003

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Brute Cheiftane

Often called brute cheiftanes by the online community, these creatures are the most powerful form of brute found on the field of the halo 3 campaign. These characters can usually be found carrying the fuel rod gun or gravity hammer, wear elaborate head dresses, can't be stuck by grenades, and can often jump MUCH farther than normal brutes.

OMG!!! that "brute cheiftane's" coming right at us!!!

Brute Cheiftane by striker2k4 July 16, 2010

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chwistafa jorje

An aroma you smell as soon as it enters the room. He is never low but is always quite the opposite. Would ya look at that CG happy today! A very kind kid and a great friend. I recommend getting yourself a Chwittafa Jorje.

Holy fucking sheesh n****. I smell a chwistafa jorje entering the room.

chwistafa jorje by YODOOOD22 August 23, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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