cruzzler

cousins who puzzle and cross road

the cruzzlers were bullying me for being a bad puzzler

by I_am_izzy July 10, 2022

Chuzzler

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020

cum cuzzler

The one who like to choke down male cum, and takes pints of it to get them going

Zachary is a cum cuzzler for his hoppy.

by rubberducky2012 April 14, 2016

Crizzler head

Another name for a crack head. A way of saying someone's a crack head without making others aware of what your saying. Commonly used on bus or subway. A way of talking about a crack head in your presence without letting them know your talking about them.

I just caught that crizzler head Debbie trying to steal the aluminum siding off my neighbors house. Damn crizzler head needs to quit being so lazy.

by HewGrection May 24, 2013

cuzzler

a cum guzzler (i.e., a whorish dame, a gay man, your mom, etc.

Man, you remember that girl Sally? She was a real cuzzler, yo.

by "Tha Tru" SageBrush October 2, 2006

Cum Chuzzler

Someone who sslowly chews someone elses cum for the pleasure of choking. on cum.

Hey you. Cum chuzzler.

by assgoblin69 the 69th August 5, 2009

Cruzzleped

The uncomfortable static sensation one experiences after insufficient blood flow to the leg.

The cruzzleped was too intense, so I had to get up and stretch my leg out.

by maammaam February 7, 2020