Chozzler

A person who chozzles, that is angrily masturbates until their cock resembles a slim jim.

"Hey look at this egg-avatar man screaming at women on twitter"
"Yeah, he's a real chozzler, isn't he?"

by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack February 10, 2017

Chuzzler

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020

chozzle

To rub yourself raw through masturbation.

He's a complete chozzler.

by Chozletasm October 22, 2009

Chozler

Chozler: A slang term for the skin between a man’s scrotom and butthole. It is often replaceable with the word chode or douche bag, a term used to describe a total loser.

“What a chozler!”

by Femtrailz January 27, 2019

chozzer

It literally means "pig," but is used for a person who is "ungrateful, cheap, selfish, greedy, stingy or flagrantly unfair."

After 37 columns, I think I've had more than my share of newspaper space and am beginning to feel like a bit of a "chozzer."

by Jon Budden September 15, 2004

chizzler

A true A-lister; one who enjoys gambling, women, drinking, boating, and all of the finer things in life. A chizzler will often partake in these activities well past the usual age the general population ceases to engage in such vices.

After exiting the strip club, Dave, Timmy, John, and RAZ joined all the other chizzlers in the sports book at noon on Tuesday.

by Parker Mattingly March 31, 2008

Chozzer

A person of dubious mental talent and or social worth; a thicko, retard or moron.

Shut it you Chozzer!

by Utini March 26, 2004