Chustro

(Spanish)(Puerto Rico slang) An old, ugly, damaged, dilapidated, barely usable car. In most cases the owners use them without investing in any repair at all.

Poor Jibaro, his chustro left him stranded on the side of the road near Cayey.

by jibarocampesino March 27, 2018

Chustro

Originally used in the mountains and coffee growing areas of Puerto Rico to refer to an old horse of little value and ugly appearance.

At the present time it is used for cars with an ugly appearance, crashed and that hardly work.

That chustro dies if he carries a sack of coffee.

by LaresPR October 31, 2021

custrodeling

canoodling/toaster strudel = having sexual intercourse and finishing as you would put the icing on/in a toaster strudel

i can’t believe i just walked in to the bathroom while they were custrodeling !

by trudel983 August 31, 2021

Chumtrot

Chumtrot is an action made by a friend or close companion. It is an exercise/ walk expressed in extreme comfort in one surroundings using a high knees while walking.

I saw Lauren chumtrot over to the bar to get a drink. Or- look at that sexy chumtrot.

by biggiesmallz0813 July 28, 2011

Caustrophobia

Caustrophobia (from Latin caustrum "a shut in place") is the fear of having no escape, and being closed in. It is typically classified as an anxiety disorder and often results in panic attack. One study indicates that anywhere from 2-5% of the world population is affected by severe caustrophobia, but only a small percentage of these people receive some kind of treatment for the disorder

Jenna S. suffers from Caustrophobia. She cannot go on elevators, or small planes because she gets caustrophobic and sick and throws up for 4 hours at a time making very loud unhealthy noises.

by ItsMeBruno August 9, 2009

vale chusto

It's an expression used to make others acknowledge the fact that you don't honestly care about the situation, that the outcome is worth a piece of crap to you.

Me vale chusto. = I don't give two shits.

by Chusto July 16, 2014

Crustrocket

Crustrocket is when you didn't shower in several weeks and your dick turned into a crusty, brownish looking piece of shit

"Dude, my shower broke and i can't get rid of my crustrocket, i need to shower at your place"

by Oniichan38 August 27, 2018