chuss

A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes. It is also used to refer to a person who is trying to be over efficient but ends up being very lame.

Person 1: Why is 9 afraid of 7 ???
Person 2: dont know

Person 1: cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
Person 2: What a chuss man, that stinks bad..

by manuphus January 31, 2010

Chuss

Vaginal Discharge. The sound it makes is like taking a wide mouth jar of mayonnaise and punching it full speed *flarp*. Can be used in combination with other words in noun and adjective form

You're such a chuss.

Shut up, Chuss Norris.

by Blueprint4Disaster March 5, 2011

Chuss

To be extremely lazy to the point of debilitation. Can be caused by weed, itis, hangovers, regular tiredness, or a combination of all. If a person is chuss, they are involving in the act of chussing. Chussing can be done alone or in a group. Chussing is also a position of reclining when one is 90% horizontal.

#1) "Dude, after you hit that g-bong you were soooo chuss."

#2) person 1: "Yo, what're you doin'?"
person 2: "Bein hella chuss yo. I got the itis real bad."

#3) person 1: "Marv, how are you so chuss right now?"
Marv: "Uhhhhhh, yo I dunno. My dad, oh wait...my dog.... Uhhh nevermind. I'm just sooo tired. Uhhh."

by Charpis March 10, 2011

Chuss

Chuss is short for chussy which refers to chinese pussy ie a (young) chinese woman

"Look at that fine piece of chuss man"

by xaviergreenwood October 21, 2011

chuss

A cheesy, pusy substance

I squeezed another zit and chuss came out

by mentboy February 10, 2009

chuss

An exclamation of joy, rooted in the gradual perversion of the word "yes".
Yes -> chyea/chyes -> chuss

"I just aced that bitch of a test! Chuss!"
"Chuss! I'm gettin' laid tonight!"
"Chuss!"

by Garrettm4a1 July 25, 2007

chuss

Bad, or pertaining to something that is not good.

Tygerr is chuss.
Kate is also chuss
Rick is not chuss.

by Rick Chen June 6, 2005