A lesbian that happens to have the name Chelsea, or some name starting with Che-. Chesbians don't usually admit their sexuality, though they continue to touch girls in their no-no squares.

That Chesbian needs to stop touching me, its creepy!!!

Chesbian by Si-sexual March 28, 2011

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Chusband

You drive past an ordinary church, its familiar in its overall appearance...inviting even. The awnings over the large birch entryway doors serving as a haven from the onslaught of thick rain...you knock. As the contact of your knuckles on the front door echos through the churches chamber footsteps sound and the residing priest opens the door...behind him you see a beautifully decorated and tastefully lit church corridor. Your eyes fall upon a boy no older than 13 dressed in white head down in prayer. With a lump in your throat you ask what scene is laid before you...without hesitation and shame the priest says this is matrimony. Preston is soon to be my chusband...chusband? You ask. Yes, replies the preist, my child husband.

He is a chusband

Chusband by Misplaced towl March 19, 2022

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Chesbian

A lesbian of the Chinese ethnicity.

Jose: Hey, Chris, look at the poker table over there....

Chris: What table?

Jose: The one with the two butch Chesbians.

Chesbian by joberto10 October 27, 2011

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Chusbians

Chubby lesbians

All the girls I know happen to be chusbians.

Chusbians by Nick Plum June 8, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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