Churchie

n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.

adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.

Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”

Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
by Kanye MEST September 23, 2020
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Churchie

Church = Donation = Coins.
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Question: How much money have you got?
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
by PauL M. (Vic, Australia) April 18, 2005
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Churchie

A guy who wears short shorts, singlet tops, black socks, vans. Has a passionate love for wearing snap backs and rosary beads. LOVES GIRLS WHO WEAR SNAP BACKS! Is often seen with one leg up on a chair/bench/anything they can find. Usually has there hands down their pants/around their crotch.
Is normally ridiculously good looking with sexy hair.

Is hated by dickies boys (faggots who wear the brand dickies or unit), only cos they shit all over them and get with the hottest chicks.

The first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (St Joey's) and St Peters. Thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)
Erin: That guy's so HOT !
Jessika: Yeah, that's cos he's a churchie ;)
Erin: Oh yummmm.
by erin jess October 07, 2011
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The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.
"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"
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Churchy

Description of someone is obsesses with church and is constantly talking about or going to church
by hehe vb June 20, 2005
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1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.
dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!
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A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.
The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.
by Drenam April 14, 2003
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