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Chunky Noodles

The nick name given to the crappy Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker for his poor conditioning and love for Campbell's Chunky Noodle soup!
1. Commentator 1: Chunky Noodles for 3... and airball.
Commentator 2: He almost hit the rim that time.

2. Commentator 1: J-Will passes to Walker. Walker stops and looks for someone to pass it to. Looks...looks...still looking...aaand... heeee.....throws it away. That's Chunky Noodles for ya!
Commentator 2: I'm surprised his fat ass was even out there. Did he really pass his conditioning test?
Chunky Noodles by Alex 122 October 17, 2007
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chunky noodle 

1. a type of soup created by campbells

2. a fat mans penis.
1. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

2. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle
chunky noodle by lord salmon September 3, 2005

Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup 

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.
I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup
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