Chunky Muffin 

When one spreads the lips of a vagina and vomits inside of it

I gave Lauren a fatty chunky muffin

Chunky Muffin by kylex waverly October 6, 2008

Chunky Jug Muffin 

A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!!

Also known as a CJM

Did you see that CJM, she has huge fucking titties!

I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!

I could get lost in that CJM's tits!

Chunky Jug Muffin by DRich July 13, 2004

Chunk Muffin 

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

Chunk Muffin by Kuk March 30, 2008

Chunk Muffin 

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

Chunk Muffin by Kuk March 27, 2008

Chunk-muffin 

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

Chunk-muffin by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

chunkmuffin 

1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!

1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!

chunkmuffin by logan hopkins September 17, 2005