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chunderfunk 

When you and your girlfriend are performing anal, and she smears shit along your face, so you pull out and vomit directly into her gaping asshole.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was Tracy yesterday.
Guy 2: Things were going great, but then she got shit on her hand and made me chunderfunk.
Guy 1: Bro, I am so sorry.
chunderfunk by Nice_Edge.jpg October 30, 2017

chunderful 

Adj: Similar to chunder, but a word to describe the trigger. Often said in a sarcastic tone.

Usually meaning feeling ready to be sick, or an object that would make you want to be sick if you saw it.
Andy: Did you see that documentary where the mother bird regurgitated that food, I felt so sick!

Kev: Yeah, was totally chunderful.

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Dave: After heading out on a pub crawl last night, I woke up this morning feeling absolutely chunderful!
chunderful by beerlover November 6, 2007

chundercunt 

When a woman squirts so violently she projectile vomits.
Friend 1: " Did you meet that girl in the end? "
Friend 2:" Yeah I did her so hard she chundercunted!"
Friend 1:" I get that problem a lot"
chundercunt by DAYUMSUN March 9, 2015

Chunderfucked 

The point at which you are so very, drunk/fucked that you Chunder, but not so very, very drunk that you are paralytic i.e. cannot talk. Therefore chunderfucked as opposed to actually fucked, totally trashed or absolutely wankered.
'Darling, I was so utterly Chunderfucked last night'

'Would you take a look at that, Darling? That girl is absolutely chunderfucked!!'

chunderfuck 

1. Throwing up in a spectacular manner.

2. When something, like a plan, has screwed up.
"Last night I drank far too much brandy and chunderfucked all over the sofa, curtains and carpet."

"My plans to get dinner with my girlfriend were chunderfucked when I ran over her dog in the driveway."
chunderfuck by Radnom April 29, 2007

Chunderfündt 

n - hardened smegma, having a texture similar to that of parmesan cheese.
While smegma may be disgusting to see and smell, chunderfündt can also be abrasive to said genital.
Chunderfündt by Bionic-Badger April 29, 2003