Chuckweasel

An impotent usenet kook.

Teh Chuckweasel was making online death threats.

Chuckweasel by Aratzio November 24, 2004

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.

Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.

clockweasel by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

cheekweasel 

one who scurries between cheeks to enter the anal cavity; will colbert; other pussies

Will should go to jail, he'd fit right in with all the other cheekweasels.

cheekweasel by Smartest man alive December 15, 2008

cockweasel 

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003

cockweasel 

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

cockweasel by whitepapagold February 28, 2011