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cheekweasel 

one who scurries between cheeks to enter the anal cavity; will colbert; other pussies
Will should go to jail, he'd fit right in with all the other cheekweasels.
cheekweasel by Smartest man alive December 15, 2008
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Cheek Weasel

When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.
Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...
Cheek Weasel by RRohypnol December 7, 2012

Chuckweasel

Teh Chuckweasel was making online death threats.
Chuckweasel by Aratzio November 24, 2004

cheeseweasel 

The cartoon character created by Jim Ridings. But even before that, April 3rd has always been a public holiday in some places because it is Cheeseweasel Day. He is said to put Cheese under your computer keyboard every year on April 3rd, but only for the good girls and boys. He also has a song, which can be downloaded from the main Cheeseweasel Website. The cheeseweasel has many websites, but I cannot mention the URL because that would be advertising.
(Words taken from the Cheeseweasel Song)

Who brings cheese on April 3rd?
It's the CHEESEWEASEL
He's not a silly bunny or a rabbit or a bird
It's the CHEESEWEASEL

Etc...
cheeseweasel by Kieran Jones May 13, 2005

chestweasel 

wheesy chest,aftermath of a chest cold,beginning of bronchitis; putting the penis between the breasts of a woman and having sexual intercourse in that position
I've been very poorly lately, got chestweasels; hey darlin' how about a chestweasel tonight?
chestweasel by blooter September 24, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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