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Chuck Fucking Norris 

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

chuck fucker 

Someone who ardently and incomprehensibly wears Converse shoes because he or she believes it to be cool. This behavior is seen most predominantly in the Emo subculture, hence the term "Chuck Fucker" becoming synomonous with "Emo Kid".
"Man, when did Norris start wearing those faggy shoes?"
"I don't know man, what a chuck fucker!"
"That chuck fucking Norris!"
chuck fucker by Carl Gadson January 28, 2006

Chick Fu 

Chick Fu (sometimes chick-fu) refers to the heart-pounding, action-packed (psuedo cat-fighty) and completely mezmorizing kung-fu battles between hot women (usu. in film).
(1) Did you see the awesome Chick Fu in the movie Total Recall??? I fell out of my chair!!!! the action was soooooo HOT! (circa 1990)

(2) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had engrossing and well correographed chick fu between the main character and her arch enemy.

(3) Trinity, in the Matrix performed Chick fu against her digital enemies with grace and agressiveness never seen before, esp. using the bullet-cam... drooollllll...

(4) Kill Bill, the movie had the most chick fu I have ever seen in one movie ever!!!!
Chick Fu by dave_helmut March 13, 2011
Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?

Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.
Cuck Fu by notreason December 14, 2017

Chuck Fuck 

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
Chuck Fuck by Lukania December 17, 2008

up-chuck fuck 

The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.
Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!
up-chuck fuck by asdf10 June 8, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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