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Chuck Fucking Norris 

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

chuck fucker 

Someone who ardently and incomprehensibly wears Converse shoes because he or she believes it to be cool. This behavior is seen most predominantly in the Emo subculture, hence the term "Chuck Fucker" becoming synomonous with "Emo Kid".
"Man, when did Norris start wearing those faggy shoes?"
"I don't know man, what a chuck fucker!"
"That chuck fucking Norris!"
chuck fucker by Carl Gadson January 28, 2006

Chick Fu 

Chick Fu (sometimes chick-fu) refers to the heart-pounding, action-packed (psuedo cat-fighty) and completely mezmorizing kung-fu battles between hot women (usu. in film).
(1) Did you see the awesome Chick Fu in the movie Total Recall??? I fell out of my chair!!!! the action was soooooo HOT! (circa 1990)

(2) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had engrossing and well correographed chick fu between the main character and her arch enemy.

(3) Trinity, in the Matrix performed Chick fu against her digital enemies with grace and agressiveness never seen before, esp. using the bullet-cam... drooollllll...

(4) Kill Bill, the movie had the most chick fu I have ever seen in one movie ever!!!!
Chick Fu by dave_helmut March 13, 2011
Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?

Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.
Cuck Fu by notreason December 14, 2017

Chuck Fuck 

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
Chuck Fuck by Lukania December 17, 2008

up-chuck fuck 

The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.
Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!
up-chuck fuck by asdf10 June 8, 2009