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chocosexual 

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
chocosexual by nervedoc December 5, 2010
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chocosexual 

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
chocosexual by nervedoc December 5, 2010

Chocosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to chocolate...
Person 1: yoo what's your sexuality? I'm pansexual
Person 2: I'm chocosexual
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: it means I'm sexually aroused by chocolate
Person 1: *cutely murders person 2*
Chocosexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Chucksexual 

Chucksexual is where you are in love with or feel sexual attraction to Chuck Bass regardless of your gender
Omg look how Emily is looking at Chuck’s photos she’s definitely Chucksexual
Chucksexual by marriedtochuckbass December 29, 2020

Cuomosexual 

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.
Cuomosexual by The Cabal March 2, 2021

CocoSexual 

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
CocoSexual by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022

Cuomosexual 

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.
Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
Cuomosexual by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
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