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chronic womanhood pain

Pain that occurs during menstruation.
Symptoms include:
Cramps
Pelvic pain
Backache
Joint or muscle pain
Headache or migraine
Fatigue accompanied by pain
Abdominal bloating that causes pain
Breast tenderness
I am experiencing chronic womanhood pain.

Chronic Painsies

A catch-all phrase for those of us in chronic pain.
Girl: "I like the term "chronic painsies" that Loolwa Khazzoom coined."
Boy: "It's better than "chronic painsters" or "chronic pain peeps" by far."

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026