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Christoffer M . 

Christoffer is a great person to be around ❤️. He finds the good in every bad , makes you smile when needed , he even buys you food 😛😛 .

Christoffer is smart , tall , intelligent , nice , sometimes he can be annoying n do the most but .. 🤷🏾 ♀️🤷🏾 ♀️ you’ll still love him .
Christoffer is one of a kind 💕 . Christoffer is the light in every dark room .

Everybody deserves a Christoffer 🫶🏾 . Once you get one .. you’ll never stop loving him ❤️ . - kalei 💕 .
Christoffer M . is a great person ❤️ .
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Christopher M.C. 

Mos attractive man I've ever laid eyes on. Intelligent, fix anything, family man ,passionate and he does most everything with stride. Show knowledge to be more indepen. help you with any way he can,& leave an impression will stay. c
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Me: girl wait you see Christopher M.C wow! So what did you think?
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

Christoffer Strandberg 

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
Christoffer Strandberg by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011

Christoffer 

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.
Christoffer by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013

Christoffer 

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.
- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.
Christoffer by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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