Christmas Valley

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.

The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.

Christmas Valley by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023

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Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.

"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Valley Christian High School by BaseballFan1111 September 2, 2014

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Valley Christian Ho

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.

Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.

Valley Christian Ho by Number One Party Boi May 20, 2019

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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