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christine todd 

A lovely kind caring beautiful person with a great personality and a charming smile amd a girl that ima Russian is grateful to call my own
christine todd by Ima russian November 4, 2020

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced
"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"
To Pull a Chrissie by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

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Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

The Tommy Christie 

When someone is playing beer pong and throws backhanded. Also known as the "frat boy" throw or when your throw is giving the backwards peace sign.
"Can you believe that guy just pulled a Tommy Christie?"
"That guy just won using the Tommy Christie"
"I wish someone could teach me how to do the Tommy Christie..."
The Tommy Christie by poodlehat February 8, 2010