ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.

Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023

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Chrisjohnson_626

Is hella gay for MoonKnight. Like I mean hella gay. I mean I can’t blame him but. He’s also straight for Daisy Johnson, and Wanda Maximoff. In fact he prays to all three of these people every single day.

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac.”

Chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

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chrisjohnson_626

Is gay for MoonKnight. Is straight for Wanda Maximoff, Daisy Johnson, Melinda May and most of the marvel woman!

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac stupid!”

chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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