Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.
A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:
1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja
Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!
Narrator: Oh, Sorry
Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."
3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"
Pengest thing in her ends
Very crazy feisty and loud
But is low key shy
Beautiful and misunderstood by her parents etc.
Name is derived from an Italian princess it means beautiful Christian
Christianabellas’ are very musical and can be lazy at times they love everyone around them but they are the most stubborn people you could ever meet also never take anything they say to heart because you’d cry yourself to sleep at night
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