Reject normality, return to Chris. To understand the Chris Pill,
one must understand the mentality of Chris.
Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and
unique, but every Chris is
one. The name of Chris is a powerful
blessing and must be used well.
Chris is a being of chaos and
serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."
To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a
choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a
celebrity Chris and let their
power posses you. Make the
choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.
Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.
Non-Chris, "I'm feeling really anxious about this decision. What would Chris do?"
Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill,
everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The
pineapple! The Cheesecake! The
boat!"
