Christ Pill 

You recognize that the “Red pill” has a lot of truth in it (And you STOP allowing woman to use up your resources…Proverbs 31:3 ) but instead of taking the path of hating woman you recognize that Christian values are simply better. Instead of using woman like many other woman have used you. “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” is your motto.

This man went from black pill to Christ pill and seems a lot happier!

Christ Pill by HumblePrince September 15, 2022

The Chris Pill 

Reject normality, return to Chris. To understand the Chris Pill, one must understand the mentality of Chris.

Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and unique, but every Chris is one. The name of Chris is a powerful blessing and must be used well.

Chris is a being of chaos and serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."

To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a celebrity Chris and let their power posses you. Make the choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.

Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.

Non-Chris, "I'm feeling really anxious about this decision. What would Chris do?"

Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill, everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The pineapple! The Cheesecake! The boat!"

The Chris Pill by The Mystic Chris March 29, 2021

chris pill 

A Pill that turns you into an absolute stud. All the ladys get turned on by a chris so why not have a chris pill.

Bro you ready for the club i just copped some chris pills

chris pill by Chrispyy March 24, 2021

Christpilled 

To know the truth that Jesus Christ is the Son of Man sent to humanity to for the forgiveness of their sins.

Jesse is Christpilled

Christpilled by Biggest Dick Rick November 14, 2020

Christpilled 

To know the truth that Jesus Christ is the Son of Man sent to humanity to for the forgiveness of their sins.

Jesse is Christpilled

Christpilled by Biggest Dick Rick November 14, 2020

Christkiller 

n., A person of Jewish faith.

Sorry, honey, but the stingy Christkillers at the bank wouldn't approve me for the loan. Looks like we'll have to wait until next year to buy the house.

Christkiller by Heimy Goldstein August 29, 2008

Christille

Rebellious no just really stubborn
Stands up for what she believes kn cause she believe in it.

Doesn't care how much people talk she keeps her opinions hers
Hates bad people ,stubborn people (stubborn for the wrong reason).
Hates traitors ,gossipers, people who stand for wrong , society.

Cute, sweet, selective, trusworthy, but not trusting, protective, fighter, dreamer, leader, different cause she doesnt advertise it.. it just happens to be her but she hides it.. sad but tearless.. popular but lonely. Complicated. Different.

Christille is something special and she'll be something big.

Christille by SecretWings May 19, 2018